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Yo! Rap Master Macca and Eminem have teamed up to bring you, The Real Slim Macca.
Word yo. 

The Captain recently caught up with the duo and here's what went down.

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Cap-Paul, Eminem, it's wonderful to have you both here. What can you tell The Pie about your new album? 
 
Mac-Yo Dawg! The name is Rap Master Macca.
 
Cap- Oh I do aplogise.
 
Em-It iz a great album. I th'o't we's iz both proud o' it. Don't make me come ovah there bitch!
 
Mac-I think some of it waz real whack tho. Of course my mutha fuckin' sheeit was pimp tight, an dat boil on my ass.
 
Cap- Uh,err, really?  How interesting. So I hear the two of you are thinking about touring. Is that true?
 
Em- Yeah we iz thinking o' taking da dope show on da road. That is if this here ole nig can keep up. Peep this shit.
 
Mac- Hey step off blondie.I be the most hip outta site sucka you will ever meet. This show iz on da road. Come out and see it if you know what's pimp tight fo' ya.  Sho' nuff!

And so concludes the SFP interview.  They were however kind enough to supply me with a track listing and some brill lyrics.

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1. The Biotch is gone and y'all is mad stupid
2.I'll see you in hell jus' like Owenthall James
3.I need ta git ma mutha fuckin' sheeit together slap ma' fro!
4.I used ta be a Beatle ya dig?
 
Selected lyrics from:
'The Bitch is Gone and Ya'll is Mad Stuid'
I had dis here far out ho, she waz da bomb in the hood. Then she left me cuz I waz screwin' around.It gots me so mad I had to break out da scotch.
 
Selected Lyrics from:
'I used to be a Beatle ya dig?'
Once I was da cute one, I used to play it all day long, now I be da old one and I gots some sheeit ta give! Listen to me all ya'll bastards who thought I waz so naff. Ya'll should kiss my mutha fuckin' ass.
 

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